Caseworker Alice Pitney

This is the home of Caseworker Alice Pitney, the driving force behind revolutionary self-improvement programs spreading across the state. Remember, "Not wanting help is the clearest possible indication that in fact you need it."

Monday, December 11, 2006

Dangerous Speech Must Be Banned!!!

Nick Gillespie wrote this horribly short-sighted article. It's a shame that some will try to stop those of us who are really working to make a difference for the people. Mr. Gillespie is putting Americans in harm's way and, in a very real sense, creating a dangerous environment with his writing. Therefore, it is obvious that he and his publisher should be held legally liable for the health consequences to the innocent people he's harming.

I will take this up with Judge Sarnauer first thing in the morning. We'll see just how smart this Gillespie thinks he is when he has to face the law.

Keep improving!!

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Wonderful News!!!

This is just wonderful! And it's only the beginning.

Friday, December 01, 2006


Good news! Mean Martin Manning has been spotted by an alert viewer of It's Dr. Karen. Unfortunately, according to the viewer, whom we should not hesitate to trust, Mr. Manning's behavior has not improved. But with more alert citizens like Mr. Schorr, we'll have Mean Manning in custody very soon.

Keep improving!


Horrifying news! Just horrifying!

I have just discovered that some misguided youths are supporting Mean Martin Manning. They've even gone so far as to encourage him to run for president. I have already contacted federal officials to see what can be done to shut down their website. These young people might need my help in finding a more appropriate role model.

Most disturbing is that they appear to be college students (at least according to their "about us" page), which makes me wonder what in the world they are being taught in these supposed institutions of higher learning. A Congressional investigation into academic malfeasance is called for.

Rest assured that these young people will not be permitted to continue down this road to ruin. I'm already looking into how I might be able to break their self-destructive cycle, so they can become the best they can be.

Keep improving!!