Caseworker Alice Pitney

This is the home of Caseworker Alice Pitney, the driving force behind revolutionary self-improvement programs spreading across the state. Remember, "Not wanting help is the clearest possible indication that in fact you need it."

Friday, December 01, 2006


Horrifying news! Just horrifying!

I have just discovered that some misguided youths are supporting Mean Martin Manning. They've even gone so far as to encourage him to run for president. I have already contacted federal officials to see what can be done to shut down their website. These young people might need my help in finding a more appropriate role model.

Most disturbing is that they appear to be college students (at least according to their "about us" page), which makes me wonder what in the world they are being taught in these supposed institutions of higher learning. A Congressional investigation into academic malfeasance is called for.

Rest assured that these young people will not be permitted to continue down this road to ruin. I'm already looking into how I might be able to break their self-destructive cycle, so they can become the best they can be.

Keep improving!!


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