The Upside!!!!

Some people just won't get with the program! Despite all of my efforts, Martin Manning has not yet been located. And, worse still, his book is nearly in print. It's a sad commentary indeed that such filth is allowed to be published in this great country. But let's not forget that I'm Caseworker Alice Pitney -- there's an upside here!! There's always an upside:

When people read about just how miserable and lonely Mr. Manning was before I came into his life, how desperately he needed my help, they will be inspired not only to improve themselves, but to improve others as well. So, Mr. Manning, you've done some good with that book of yours. Don't you feel better about yourself?