Caseworker Alice Pitney

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Monday, October 15, 2007

The Breakfast Burrito Must Die!

Hardee's -- you've pushed it too far this time. 920 calories and 60 grams of fat for breakfast? I am in total agreement with Jayne Hurley, senior nutritionist at the Center for Science in the Public Interest. The Country Breakfast Burrito is indeed "another lousy invention by a fast-food company." Unlike CSPI, however, I have the power to keep this "food porn" out of the hands (and mouths and stomachs) of impressionable eaters. The Country Breakfast Burrito is a loaded gun pointed at the American people. I'm a bulletproof vest. Mark my words: Hardee's will be closed for business this time tomorrow!

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4 Comments:

  • At 8:17 AM, Blogger Wulf said…

    You can't crush an idea, Pitney! I'll be cooking these around a campfire in the mountains, now that I've heard of them. Try to find me!

     
  • At 9:42 AM, Blogger Caseworker Alice Pitney said…

    I just might, "Wulf," if that is indeed your real name. I just might.

     
  • At 6:09 PM, Blogger Turner said…

    Oh, Caseworker Pitney, you're missing the point, as usual.

    This wonderful meal has "half a day's calories, full day's worth of saturated fat, salt."

    Well, consider for a moment that this is a customer's only meal for the day.

    Not such a bad idea now, is it?

     
  • At 6:12 PM, Blogger Caseworker Alice Pitney said…

    It's still a terrible idea. This sort of thing encourages viewing eating as an act of pleasure, which can only have bad consequences down the line.

     

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