Caseworker Alice Pitney

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Monday, October 01, 2007

Reason not reasonable!

It was quite a busy summer for me, touring this great nation with the governor and meeting all of the ordinary folks who were so grateful for the help we're going to give them.

So you can imagine my shock and dismay when I returned to find that a magazine called Reason is telling its readers that Mean Martin Manning just wants to be left alone (in the November issue).

Tell that to his victims! For a magazine called Reason, it isn't very reasonable! When we win this election, we'll have to look into protecting Americans from this negligent non-journalism. Surely such dangerous slander is not the sort of speech the First Amendment was talking about.


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